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I want one of those ... NOT

I love watching what retarded gadgets some companies come up with to make money. From the fan-equipped chopsticks to blow on your noodles to the beer holding hat with straws. However, this one takes the cake, at least for now.

Some company actually is trying to market and sell this piece of boxed crap :

Electric Paper Airplane Launcherpaper
Every kid loves to make his or her own paper airplane and then toss it into the sky, however, not everyone is a successful paper airplane flyer, and all of us have tossed a paper airplane only to see it make an immediate nosedive for the ground. But with the electronic paper airplane launcher, you too can effortlessly create perfect flight arcs with your paper airplanes every time for a mere $18. You can even achieve speeds as high as 30 MPH, just in case you want to prove your mom right when she said paper airplanes could put a person’s eye out.

What the hell where they thinking ? I honestly don't get it. Do you ?

EMOnfestation

So during the past few years, one particular force has been growing more rapidly than any virus known to man. A new breed of striped socks-wearing people has emerged faster than you can say EMO!

Ever since twisted sister, poison and all the other glam rock bands started wearing makeup and having big Farrah Fawcett feathered hair, the world started slooooowly accepting that men also can wear makeup and it was all fine and dandy..Since, come on, there's no way in hell (unless you're Steevy Wonder) that you would have mistaken Dee Snider for a woman. Well, since then something really fucked up happened, someone, somewhere wondered what it would be like to just have 1 gender in the world and came up with this idea to confuse the fuck out of everyone whether these emo kids are male or female.

I honestly cannot tell if that's male or female. Can you ? If that was a tranny, then there's no real surprise there but some (I hope) are actually straight, yet they wear more makeup than women. And not the cool corpse paint kind of makeup, it's the Queer eye for a straight guy kind!

Then there's the music, which all fits so perfectly into this messed up style. Bands that can play two powercords and sing about how their dad took them to see a marching band are becoming famous with the help of these 13-16 year old kids that follow trends in school so they're with the popular bunch.

What's sad is that emos didn't come up with their own ORIGINAL style, they just borrowed bits and pieces from other styles and kinda mashed it all into one big fucking failure. Does their long, side-parted fringes, give them a feeling of shelter? Do they think that their heavy black eye-liner will make us fear them? Are their striped socks a sign of a pipi-longstocking rebirth in progress? These attributes all make part of this fashion butchery.

The God Delusion

Ever since the beginning of time, people felt compelled to believe there is a God. They worshiped anything, from cows to fat women (OK maybe that didn't change a lot LOL)...point is, people felt like their life is not safe. They needed to believe that after they die, there's a special place for them to go and have an eternal life with their beloved. They believe that this God knows everything, is everywhere and created everything perfectly...Then someday, reality hits them smack in the forehead and says "hey shithead, guess what, you're on your own!".

The sad reality is that you can pray how much you want, if it has to happen, it's gonna happen!

The path of logic doesn't lead to religion. If you really think about it, religion is probably the most illogical thing you can come up with. You're believing in something that doesn't exist and can never be proven otherwise. The worst part? Religion keeps finding sheep that follow the herd to the righteous path towards salvation (Which by the way also costs you money when you go to praise this so called god, that secretly goes towards the funding of the local priest's new comfy bedroom where he can play monopoly with his young altar boys.)

I strongly believe that in 2009, people should get a clue and start believing in what is right in front of their face and not some spooky invisible man that is praised when something good happens, and excused when bad shit happens.
In the great George Carlin's own words "These kind of actions do not belong in the resume' of a supreme being."

I'll conclude this article with one of my most favorite quotes :

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then why does evil exist ?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus